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Showed up this morning Gavin and there were two cookies on my desk. I thought, “I don’t know what these are” so I put them on Jack’s desk. Knew that he would eat them before he even said hello.

Showed up this morning Gavin and there were two cookies on my desk. I thought, “I don’t know what these are” so I put them on Jack’s desk. Knew that he would eat them before he even said hello.


(Source: billiehere)

, #pfft #roosterteeth
Thor and Loki sexting


Thor/AOA!Loki. Sorta explicit. 350 words.

"Can I borrow your phone?" Loki asks one day, appearing next to Thor out of nowhere.

They are on the city streets, in the midst of gunfire. Thor thinks it must be only appropriate to run into his teenage brother in the middle of chaos. He and the Avengers are trying to stop a villain – one that Thor suddenly hopes his brother isn’t working with.

"Is this your doing?" Thor asks, confused, but gives Loki his phone.

"If you truly thought so, your hands would be around my neck right now," Loki teases, his fingers flying across the screen. When he finishes, he notices that Thor is still staring at him with distrust. He rolls his eyes. "For the record, no. I just like to watch.”

Thor is displeased. “You like to watch all this fighting?”

"No, stupid," Loki locks Thor’s phone and slips it back into a tight pocket in Thor’s trousers. "I like to watch you.” And then he saunters off, all long limbs and swaying hips that leave Thor distracted for the rest of the day.

Later, he figures out what Loki did with his phone when he gets a text.

From: Loki [10:44 pm]
Are you alone?

Thor stares at the text for a while. As much as he loves his brother, he can’t let himself trust him anymore.

From: Thor [10:47pm]

Loki’s response comes quickly.

From: Loki [10:49pm]
Bc I want you to do exactly what I’m doing rn

From: Thor [10:50pm]
And that is?

From: Loki [10:52pm]
Running my hand over my dick, wishing it was u touching me

A minute later, there is a photo message.

Thor never texts him back.

Ten minutes later he’s at Loki’s Manhattan apartment, greeted at the door by a very miffed Loki. He kisses away Loki’s angry scowl. Then uses his hands on Loki, and his lips, tongue, and cock.

"You weren’t supposed to come over, you idiot," Loki says hours later, but he’s too tired and sated to actually be angry at his stupid brother.

Thor never does quite get the hang of sexting.

, #thorki



Thor and Steve get to know a ton of pop songs and such from the 50s onward together and they get REALLY GOOD at memorizing the dances

They boogie down together all the time and they get the other Avengers in on it, too

When one of them starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody the other joins in at the top of their lungs

And if someone says harder they respond with BETTER FASTER STRONGER

But but but

Can you just imagine

Someone has Bohemian Rhapsody stuck in their head during a battle, and they start humming it

Then one by one, they all start joining in on comm, punching and kicking and blasting bad guys on beat

And then when Tony starts blaring it from the suit speakers and the new choppers following them are so fucking confused

, #it got better #imagine a bunch of superheros screaming bohemian rhapsody as they're charging you

it’s gonna get so goddamn hot in my room but I had to close my windows bc spooky stories

, #weh



This Vine gives me life

I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.


All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

Those glitch things are giving me some crazy chills over here and omg i'm all alone and its super late and my stupid a/c is making funky noises O.O


, #zykotica